Stories by Joe Drummond

Joe Drummond,

Stave off the shivers with these hot cocktails.

Joe Drummond,

My first existential crisis.

Joe Drummond,

Fantastic beers brewed in our neighborhood.

Joe Drummond,

Nobel Prize winner Dale Mortensen discussed his work, the effects of the recession and the oddities of Swedish award ceremonies. ...

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"She doesn't like it when I bust out the cape. If I brought it, she would probably take it away again. She said it smelled of women's perfume, but how could that be?"

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Health care: a privilege, or a fundamental human right? Dr. Joia Mukherjee believes that the developed world sees it as ...

Joe Drummond,

May no man rest carpets on our backs.

Joe Drummond,

Behind the scenes of the 69th annual Dolphin Show, Ragtime, which opens Friday night at Cahn Auditorium.

Joe Drummond,

Ooh boy, got dem skim milk blues/What can I do,/I got no fat to lose.

Joe Drummond,

I wore a hat of pork / not a porkpie hat, mind you / but a hat made of pork

Joe Drummond, Oscar Lopez,

Stan strikes again.

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"You would dust off popcorn husks, shreds of chicken, identifying traces of meals long digested"

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This morning, drunk, you kicked in the door / What for?

Joe Drummond,

Only one pretzel as notable as you / In every 10,000 jumbo bags

Joe Drummond,

Reason 1: It’s in my imagination. / Reason 2: If I tell them the truth, they'll lock me up in a ward somewhere.

Joe Drummond,

A caricature of the prototypical football fan proves far more interesting than the game itself.

Joe Drummond,

But the whole world will love you/ As you sit on display