Skim milk blues
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    Performed by Joe Drummond and Matt Connolly / North by Northwestern.

    Oooh boy, got dem skim milk blues
    Ooh boy, got dem skim milk blues
    What can I do,
    I got no fat to lose

    Told my momma, she should buy me whole
    Told my momma, she should buy me whole
    But she didn’t,
    Do what she was tole

    Went and got that skim milk from the do’
    Went and got that skim milk off the flo’
    It’s gonna taste like water,
    I am sho’

    Took one swig and spat it out right then
    Took another, spat it out again
    I told my momma
    You is not my friend!

    Down to the dairy, I got up and went
    Good thing I ain’t, lactose intole-rant
    Ate milk and butter
    To my hearts content

    Any-body got some heavy cream?
    Any-body got some heavy cream?
    Goodnight sweet cream,
    I’ll see you in my dreams

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