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Oooh boy, got dem skim milk blues
Ooh boy, got dem skim milk blues
What can I do,
I got no fat to lose
Told my momma, she should buy me whole
Told my momma, she should buy me whole
But she didn’t,
Do what she was tole
Went and got that skim milk from the do’
Went and got that skim milk off the flo’
It’s gonna taste like water,
I am sho’
Took one swig and spat it out right then
Took another, spat it out again
I told my momma
You is not my friend!
Down to the dairy, I got up and went
Good thing I ain’t, lactose intole-rant
Ate milk and butter
To my hearts content
Any-body got some heavy cream?
Any-body got some heavy cream?
Goodnight sweet cream,
I’ll see you in my dreams