Oh heavenly hippo
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    Oh heavenly hippo
    Most noble of creatures
    I wish to examine
    Your notable features
    I gape at your maw
    I admire your snout
    But then you start charging
    I quiver and shout
    You charge up to greet me
    I quake and move not
    It looks like you’ll eat me
    But then out rings a shot…

    Oh you heavenly hippo
    I have naught to say!
    But the whole world will love you
    As you sit on display
    Your snout looks quite stiff
    And your hide looks so coarse
    You bear down upon me
    With incredible force
    But the rage on your face
    No, it can’t make me squirm
    ‘Cause I know you can’t get me
    You stuffed pachyderm!

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