Oh heavenly hippo
Most noble of creatures
I wish to examine
Your notable features
I gape at your maw
I admire your snout
But then you start charging
I quiver and shout
You charge up to greet me
I quake and move not
It looks like you’ll eat me
But then out rings a shot…
Oh you heavenly hippo
I have naught to say!
But the whole world will love you
As you sit on display
Your snout looks quite stiff
And your hide looks so coarse
You bear down upon me
With incredible force
But the rage on your face
No, it can’t make me squirm
‘Cause I know you can’t get me
You stuffed pachyderm!