Write your own sex tips, Mad Libs-style
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    Feel like you’ve read the same women’s magazine sex tips a dozen times? Ever think that they must have a formula or some kind of machine that spits out article after article with titles like “57 Naughty Things to Do to a Man With Your Hands,” or “141 Ways to Reach Orgasm Faster”? Well, this is my theory of how they come up with their oh-so-innovative sex tips: Mad Libs!

    Here’s how to crank out your own generic sex tips. Just grab a friend and a dose of imagination, and you’ll never have to buy an issue of Cosmo again.

    Six tips for toe-curling, ______________ (cliché adjective) sex!

    A child’s play toy:

    Noun meaning sex:

    Verb:

    Body part:

    Adverb:

    Verb:

    Verb:

    Body part:

    Adjective:

    Adjective:

    Verb:

    Verb:

    Body part:

    Kitchen utensil:

    Verb:

    Type of jewelry:

    Verb:

    Body part:

    Adjective:

    Verb:

    Verb for twist:

    Adverb:

    Adjective:

    Type of snake:

    Verb:

    Verb:

    Adjective to describe food:

    Room in the house:

    Dessert topping:

    Type of pastry:

    A word of man:

    Verb:

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