The events of this week revolved around yet another party. Except this time it wasn’t Frankie’s! Props to Jade for planning Brody a surprise party, which is perhaps the only good thing that alchie’s ever done for the man.
Does anyone else think it strange that Kristin got Brody sex toys? And he opened them right in front of his mom! I mean, the collar and whip were apropos but sex toys from an old girlfriend is a no-no. Kristin and Brody were certainly kindling the fire in this episode, even though Kristin described their sex life as “very vanilla.” Um, okay.
Justin, dare I waste words on him, shows he could really use a trip to the gym when he lies on the beach next to Kristin’s flawless body (this is what we love her for!). I mean, that ‘ITALY’ tattoo was looking a little flabby. Then he stands her up at Brody’s party! He’s already playing her like he played Audrina, and Kristin is “not gonna put up with it.” Can’t wait! The bitch is so back!
Back to the party. The hot water balloon smashing into Kristin’s face has to be the funniest thing on The Hills since Lo coined the name “Justin Bobby.” The glasses twisted on Kristin’s face, the wet hair, the look of shock, the uncontrollable tears welling up… everyone loves a good Kristin face-smashing.
On another note, when did Brody turn into Spencer? Screaming “We don’t care! We don’t care!” at Jade as she walks out is not the way to find friends. Even though drunk Jade almost always deserves it, nobody likes a Pratt-style douchebag.
I’m getting bored of Audrina and her boys and her boy problems. They’re getting excessive. Girl needs to learn how to pick a guy. It looks like next week, Justin Bobby will start playing Audrina again while he’s playing Kristin!! If Audrina can’t get over him and Kristin is stupid enough to get into him, then I say let that good-for-nothing hipster tear their hearts out.
Enzo: You’re adorable.
Heidi: Stir up some drama because I’m getting really bored with you.
Final Verdict: Not enough drama and too much Justin Bobby.