I loved when Kristin and Lo were talking about Heidi’s party and then each would interject comments about Audrina’s laundry. Classic Hills. And Kristin and Brody walking on the beach; Kristin’s wearing a bikini, Brody’s saying, “It may just work out.” Could it get any more romantic?
And then Heidi’s party. First of all, the puppies were the most adorable things I’ve ever seen. I died a little when I saw them. Then Audrina entered. Awkward. So awkward. I felt uncomfortable watching it; I could feel the tension. Then Brody and Audrina went out on the porch to talk. Kristin standing in the background watching them was close to the scariest thing since the last Saw movie. She was a mixture of the girl from The Ring and the twins from The Shining. I feared for Brody and Audrina’s lives. Seriously. And then Kristin walked over to Audrina.
Okay, I have to say I’m on Kristin’s side. Audrina didn’t even give her the chance to talk things out at the beginning of the season. I didn’t really understand the conversation at Heidi’s party. Kristin kept trying to make amends and Audrina seemed deaf to it all. She just kept spewing random shit. It was strange, but also really exciting when Kristin finally wrote her off.
Kristin finally came to her senses the next morning. Wait, so Justin Bobby is actually what everyone’s been telling you he is? Hate to say I told you so.
JB should never speak again. Everything he says is uttely pointless, infantile or extremely dubious. He asked Kristin, “Can you just mellow out?” No, Justin. Not all of us are on drugs 24/7. Some of us actually care about life. I love when he told Kristin that what she was saying just “pushes [him] away.” Duh. That’s the point. Peace out, brotha. Please leave the show now.
Next week: Brody and Kristin are back together. Love it. Jade and Kristin get in a bitchfight. Love it more. This episode will be epic.
Final verdict: Lo said, “Totes McGotes.” My life is complete.