First of all, since when did Brody start playing pool like he was at some Southern Illinois pub? Déclassé, Brody. Extremely déclassé.
And then I see Kristin walking down the sidewalk to have dinner with Jayde. My heart was seriously racing. No doubt when Kristin sat down Jayde already had a few drinks in her, only adding fuel to her always-saturated-in-alcohol fire. Does anyone else think Jayde looks like some sort of house cat in human form? And not in a sexy sort of way. It was so obvious that Kristin had all her shit together and Jayde had seriously fallen off the deep end. Kristin was so put together and Jayde’s hair was getting all up in her face. Kristin was calm and collected and Jayde was babbling all over the place like the drunk she is. And let’s be honest. We all know Jayde is and never will be a match for Kristin. When Jayde told her, “Go back to where you came from,” I feared for her life. Who do you think you are, talking to Kristin Cavallari like this? Do you know where she’s been? Do you know what she’s done?
Heidi: Your plan is questionable. Seriously questionable.
And then Jayde, the alchie house cat, met Brody for dinner.
Jayde: Pronouncing adult like ‘A-dult’ doesn’t make you sound intelligent.
…and then she said she wants to get back together…
Wait. No. No. This cannot happen. I thought this was your exit from the show, Jayde. Please, for the world’s sanity, tell me you’re not serious. And Brody is considering it! He wants to work it out?! Is this for real? I’m losing respect for you, Brady. Losing respect.
Final Verdict: Wait, Kristin’s going to Vegas? What just happened?