Score your Spring Quarter
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    AWARD YOURSELF ONE POINT FOR:
    • Every hour spent listening to music on Dillo Day
    • Voting in the ASG elections
    • Every visit to the Lakefill
    • Every visit to Burger King
    • Every study session that took place outside
    • Every hour spent reading NBN

    AWARD YOURSELF THREE POINTS FOR:
    • Attending the A&O Ball
    • Every visit to the beach
    • Voting for a scatological-themed write-in candidate in the ASG election
    • Attending a Wildcats sporting event
    • Playing an IM sport
    • Every time a professor held class outside

    AWARD YOURSELF FIVE POINTS FOR:
    • Jumping in the lake on Dillo Day
    • Painting the Rock

    AWARD YOURSELF NO POINTS FOR:
    • Every hour of Dillo Day you don’t remember
    • Missing the A&O Ball then complaining nonstop about the Norris Box Office

    SUBTRACT ONE POINT FOR:
    • Every hour spent studying on Dillo Day
    • Every time you posted on College ACB
    • Every time you called SafeRide in shorts weather

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