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Pinocchio joins NU Kink Education Society
Did you tell a lie or are you just excited to see me?
April 1, 2016
Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party scheduled for next Thursday at The Deuce
Bring $10 and your WildCARD for a free lapdance from Dragon
April 1, 2016
Donkey's dance goes viral after big football win
Hooved wide receiver makes SportsCenter's Top 10, guarantees victory over Michigan next week.
April 1, 2016

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waffles
Tastes better than ass
Dormroom cooking: Donkey's waffle recipe
Donkey's first kick at cooking requires barrels of ingredients and a frolic in the woods.
basketball
Mean Green Fighting Machine
8-foot, 400-gpound slimy green big man leads Northwestern to first ever NCAA tournament
"Torches and pitchforks are basically your only defense."
swamp
We Will
Morty to students: What are you doing in my swamp?
In an unexpected move, Northwestern president Morton O. Schapiro turns against every single student.
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Aesthetic
Fairy Godmother's favorite spring trends
Look like magic with your favorite fairy godmother's specially curated picks.
starcrossed
Good night, sweet prince
Swamp-crossed lovers: a bedtime sonnet
A tale guaranteed to soothe your little ogres to sleep.
the swamp
A swampy issue
Northwestern set to renovate Swamp into new $5 billion athletic facility
Northwestern plows ahead in swamp-sports project over ogre complaints.

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Better Know A Neighborhood
Far Far Away
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Fiona's Castle
Dormroom Cooking
Layered onion soup
Shrek Teach Me
Surviving swamp weather: the ogre's guide to layers
Power Rankings
I came in like a Shreking ball
Dormroom Cooking
Donkey's Waffles
Booze Blog
Duloc Mule
Better Know A Neighborhood
Duloc
Booze Blog
Spiked Friar's Fat Boy Shakes
News Quiz
Bernie Sanders or Evil Wizard?
Point/Counterpoint
Has Pat Fitzgerald seen the movie Shrek??
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Life and Style

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The best Farbucks Coffee drinks, paws down
Fiona, April 1, 2016
Swamp life: it's a paradise, but it's a war zone
Shrek, April 1, 2016
Dormroom cooking: Donkey's waffle recipe
Donkey, April 1, 2016
Donkey on Dragon action: the basics
Pinnochio, April 1, 2016
How to turn your girlfriend into an ogre in 7 simple steps
Evil Witch, April 1, 2016
Fairy Godmother's favorite spring trends
Fairy Godmother, April 1, 2016
Muskrat Ratatouille: the video Tasty never wanted you to see
Shrek, April 1, 2016

Entertainment

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What Simon said this week on Far Far Away Idol
Big Bad Wolf, April 1, 2016
Fairy Godmother's favorite red carpet looks of the week
Fairy Godmother, April 1, 2016
Smash Mouth plays Dillo Day on the Swampfill
The Three Blind Mice, April 1, 2016
Prince Charming cast as Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones
Peter Pan, April 1, 2016
Lord Farquaad Tribute Band Tour set to start in August
Captain of the Guards, April 1, 2016
The truth about Pinocchio's mixtape
Gingerbread Man, April 1, 2016

Writing

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Swamp-crossed lovers: a bedtime sonnet
Fairy Godmother, April 1, 2016
How to be an ogre achiever
Fiona, April 1, 2016
This is my swamp
Shrek, April 1, 2016
The "Livin' La Vida Loca" lifestyle
Puss in Boots, April 1, 2016
A dragon’s silence: Behind these emerald eyes
Dragon, April 1, 2016
Overcoming my gumdrop-crushing fear of Santa
Gingerbread Mang, April 1, 2016
Trials of the flesh: Am I a real boy?
Pinocchio, April 1, 2016

Sports

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8-foot, 400-pound slimy green big man leads Northwestern to first ever NCAA tournament
Merlin, April 1, 2016
Prepare for the Shrekoning
Donkey, April 1, 2016
Northwestern set to renovate Swamp into new $5 billion athletic facility
Pinocchio, April 1, 2016
Donkey's dance goes viral after big football win
The Three Blind Mice, April 1, 2016
Prince Charming recruited by Wildcat Football Team as a starting RB
Prince Charming, April 1, 2016
Point/Counterpoint: Has Pat Fitzgerald seen the movie Shrek?
Shrek By Shrekwestern Staff, April 1, 2016

Politics

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Advancing feminism in Far Far Away
Gingerbread Man, April 1, 2016
Farquaad says he will ban donkeys from immigrating to Duloc
Magic Mirror, April 1, 2016
Letter to the Editor: Let's make Duloc great again
Lord Farquaad, April 1, 2016
Morty to students: What are you doing in my swamp?
Magic Mirror, April 1, 2016
Is Duloc ready for democracy?
Robin Hood, April 1, 2016
News Quiz: Bernie Sanders or Evil Wizard?
Fiona, April 1, 2016
It's time to elevate the voices of marginalized evil witches
Evil Witch, April 1, 2016

Opinion

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Is Shrek love? Or is Shrek life?
Donkey, April 1, 2016
POLL: Is Shrek love or life?
Shrek by Shrekwestern Staff, April 1, 2016
Check yourself before you Shrek yourself
Fiona, April 1, 2016
We should have gingerbread neutral bathrooms
Gingerbread Man, April 1, 2016
Ask the Magic Mirror
Magic Mirror, April 1, 2016
Why ‘Gingy’ is offensive to all Gingerbread people
Gingerbread Man, April 1, 2016
Letter to the Editor: It's time to divest from Duloc
One of Blind Mice, April 1, 2016