The weather is warmer, the sun is out, the flowers are blooming. You know what that means, ladies! It's time to update your look and snag yourself the sexiest prince in Far Far Away. Without further ado, I present to you, my dears, my favorite trends of this spring.
Flouncy skirts
A classic, but for a good reason. A sexy skirt is the perfect look for a spring date night with your knight in shining armor.
Glass slippers
The hottest spring shoe! Pick yourself up a pair of these dainty delights at Ye Olde Foot Locker, and thank me later. They're perfectly elegant and ladylike, and I seem to recall one lovely lady who landed herself a handsome hunk by slipping on a pair of these one-of-a-kind shoes.
Rose gold tiaras
Rose gold is THE it-metal of the season. Everyone who is ANYONE wouldn't be caught dead in a plain gold or silver tiara nowadays. Absolutely grotesque! Treat yourself like the princess you are and adorn yourself with a beautiful rose gold tiara today.
Low cut corsets
It's finally spring, darlings! Time to show some skin. Define your ladylike figure with a skin tight corset, kicked up a notch to show something extra. Yes, you'll have to work hard to look good in one (no more drunken Burger Prince!!), but trust me, its worth it.
And there you have it, my favorite fashion pieces for the new season. Follow my advice and you just might find yourself betrothed soon. Good luck, and remember, you deserve a happily ever after.