TMZ reported that Rebecca Black will soon be making waves with a new EP. With her debut video getting over 100 million hits on YouTube now, will the young internet star be able to keep her momentum going strong? Here are just a couple song ideas for the 13-year-old.
Her dilemma of picking a breakfast food
Eggs? French toast? Bacon? All of the above? Yes, Black did express that she’s gotta have her bowl, but what happens when there’s no more milk in the fridge? Or when Frosted Flakes just can’t cut it anymore? These are all dark times that the young singer can hopefully take from and direct her pain into another hit. But if she’s as indecisive about breakfast as she is when it comes to choosing seats, she might be late to school with all the options in the kitchen.
Possible song title: “So So Eggcited”
Nervousness about freshman year
New school, senior boys and acne: some of the scariest things about freshman year. Will Black be able to get to her first class without getting lost? Will she pass wood shop? These are all tribulations that almost every teen goes through, but implementing Black’s sophisticated storytelling abilities, fans will surely enjoy her spin on things. Hopefully Black will be able to translate all this confusion and anxiety about her first year of high school into another iTunes chart topper.
Possible song title: “9th Grade AM”
Ballad about her haters
With over 2 million dislikes and a long list of less-than-pretty comments on YouTube, Black must have grown tough skin ever since her single flung her into Internet fame. Even those who have interviewed her constantly remind her of the Rebecca Black haters all over the Internet. But even with the strong image she conveys, there must be a whole pool of inner torment that has yet to be tapped, only waiting to become one of her best productions yet.
Possible song title: “Hatersday”
Duet with Alana Lee
Another Ark Music Factory powerhouse, Alana has stolen the hearts of thousands with her single “Butterflies.” With Black and Lee teaming up, any song is sure to be a hit. Black’s familiarity with the days of the week mixed with Lee’s knowledge about the spectrum of young teen emotions is a force to be reckoned with. This song would be as groundbreaking as when Lady Gaga and Beyoncé worked together on “Telephone” for the teen pop world.
Possible song title: Rebecca “Beetle” Black & Alana “Tuesday” Lee perform “7 Days of Butterflies”
The frustration of underage driving
At the tender age of 13, Rebecca won’t be able to get her driver’s permit according to California state law for at least another two years and her actual license for three years. She’ll have to rely on her parents and incredibly young-looking friends to chauffeur her around town. With her recent PSA recognizing the dangers of teen driving, she understands that this is just how the law is set up. This doesn’t necessarily mean she won’t be frustrated, though. She has meetings to be at, parties to attend and sometimes just having a bike won’t cut it. Let your frustration fuel your songwriting, Black.
Possible song title: “DMV Distress”