North by Northwestern

So The Daily outed Deru,
NU’s mini Skull & Bones
A secret club, like Nauru,
Of discussion and unknowns.
But I’ve a beef with Deru,
Whose point is to amass
A very lucky twenty-two
From a diverse senior class:
Oh, six loyal schools make NU
But this sextet was distilled
For in all of dear old Deru
‘Twere no souls from Bienen or Medill.