MTV’s The Hills isn’t really my scene. I have never voluntarily watched a second of the show, and have made a conscious effort not to know the names of anyone on it. But when presented with the opportunity to retell its weekly happenings through the ancient Japanese art of haiku, I bit the bullet and dove into that very, very shallow pool. So here today, and every Monday following the newest earth-shattering, nail-biting adventure (just kidding, they’re acrylics).
Heidi is leaving
“Going out?” (too much turkey)
Spencer’s not social
Spencer came to the club
“Like, you’re here on my girls night?”
She’s totally mad
Lauren works a show
She’s kind of a space case
Not really surprised
Heidi’s in hiding
Spencer saw girls at a bar
That IS the worst night
Clean, Clear, Proactiv
So many zit commercials
What’s the deal, viewers?
Heidi says it’s just
“Relationship vacation”
I’m with Spencer here
Something with runway
I guess it went well because
Lauren got the job