The Hills in Haiku is a weekly follow-up to the MTV series featuring summary and commentary in the form of the ancient Japanese poetry form
Audrina and Justin; true love always–er, again?. Photo courtesy MTV.
Justin Bobby is
not a name I would expect
Sans a pickup truck
“It’s hard for me to
share a table with Heidi”
Know what else is hard? Famine.
Too many blondes here
“Lauren’s totally upset”
The pout was a clue.
They shared a table!
Well that’s really good progress!
Heidi disagrees.
Lauren wants to see
all the girls live together
Does the lease cover drama?
Audrina’s first words to
ex Justin who shows up are
“Hey, you smell so good!”
I notice the dudes
all have the epithet of
“such-and such’s boyfriend”
Who does their makeup?
Heidi is multi-colored
That’s embarrassing.