The Hills in Haiku is a weekly follow-up to the MTV series featuring summary and commentary in the form of the ancient Japanese poetry form.
Dreaming about Stephen, probably. Photo courtesy MTV.
Roommate sitch confirmed
Lauren, Lo and Audrina
The drama is poised.
Lo doesn’t believe
Stephen’s not in the picture
I think Lauren agrees.
Heidi’s feeling cold
From the girls who are hosting
The house being warmed.
Steph tries to explain
It’ s all about loyalties.
Who shoots the traitors?
Lo foresees marriage
Lauren’s “OMG no way!”
Stephen’s not on board.