It’s that time of year again, dear readers: the time for incoming freshmen to hit Facebook. With levels of participation ranging from frantically searching for roommates to commenting on every post on the page, these frosh will embarrass themselves online long before they throw up at a party during Wildcat Welcome. In fact, an eager bunch of Wildkittens has already begun posting away. While we at NBN couldn’t get access to the “official” Class of 2018 Facebook group because it’s a “safe zone” (read: nexus of awkward), some overzealous prospies have posted gems in their unofficial troll’s nest of a Facebook group.
Worried about studying before the summer has started? You’ll fit right in with the rest of us nerds.
“Weinburg.” This one speaks for itself.
“…I hope i don’t sound like someone on e harmony....but our relationship needs to be in harmony. ;)”
You hope our relationsh–did you just flirt with me??
This is probably a troll, but three-quarters of the people I’ve met here (including myself) hate fun, so I’ll give this kid the benefit of the doubt.