Because my MacBook is slowly, painfully dying, I couldn’t post a recap of the finale. But now that I have Internet access, I assume you’ve turned elsewhere, like, to YouTube, to find out who won. Leave it to Amy Poehler and the people over at Saturday Night Live to produce the spinoff of my dreams featuring the winner. Please let this happen.
And to be clear, I was Team Rami after seeing the collection, but oh well. We all knew it would be Christian, with all his fierceness, in the end. Fierce. Tranny. Ferosh. Hot mess.