Stories by Patrick Svitek

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Trapped in a not-so-hotspot? Take Internet connectivity into your own hands.

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Illustration by Alice Zhang/North by Northwestern When you’re seated before a panel of HR reps, Lady Gaga should be the ...

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To all those prospies who feverishly applied Early Decision, here's the advice you won't get from your advisor.

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Freshman year marked the beginning of this Fresh Frosh columnist's alter ego.

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Confronting the often contradictory NU stereotypes found on websites like Princeton Review.

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How doing laundry is a step toward independence -- and abusing Google AutoComplete is a step back.

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Remember trying to make conversation with people you don't know? This writer is still doing it.

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Directors are Stark raving mad for NU theatre alum.

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The socially thorny quest for a suitable roommate is no more than a contrived same-sex courtship. The bare-bones mechanics remain constant — the clumsily self-aware conversation, the ambiguous context clues, the uncertain pretenses of coffee-shop dates.