I have no words. Why is the dog sitting on the iPhone? Is he using the vibration function as a pleasurement device? Why is the dog talking? Does anyone speak Japanese? I knew I should have tried harder in school. My mom always told me that I wasn’t the quickest gazelle in the lion hunt. This post is getting very degrading, very quickly. I’m going to go think about voting for Obama tomorrow while dreaming about how Palin could have been America’s first VPILF.
This post made just about as much sense as the people who read this blog: None. I’ll try better next time, promise kids.