Non-R&B songs to mix up your sex playlist
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    DJ–ing a hookup is an art. Anybody can throw on Frank Ocean. To impress your man or ladyfriend, you need something a little more unique. Whether you’re trying to show off your alternative musical prowess to your one night stand, or you’ve just exhausted all the classic songs with your long–term partner, North by Northwestern has you covered with non–R&B tunes for every sexy situation.

    1. For quick hookups: “Blur” by Britney Spears

    You met an hour ago, and the clothes came off about 20 minutes later. But you have a midterm on Monday, your recently–dumped roommate who already hates you is on the way home, and there’s no way you’re letting anyone smell your morning breath. Play this song and your partner will understand.



    2. For friends with benefits: “You Know I’m No Good” by Amy Winehouse

    You’ve accepted the inevitable: You are not going to pass that midterm. In order to forget about your probable future in the fast food industry, you’ve texted your more–than–friend to come “hang out.” You want to be classy – but also naked. Use this song to set the perfect mood.



    3. For successful crushes: “Back Seat” by Atlas Genius

    Your crush has finally, finally confessed his or her true feelings. Delirious from the dance floor, and maybe some illicit substances, you can’t keep your hands off each other. This song may be meaningless indie rock, but in the warm glow of requited love, who cares? All you need is a slyly happy tune. Now comes the hard part: not messing this up.



    4. For casual daters: “Heart Skipped A Beat” by the xx

    You’ve been “together” for a while now, and you want to take it to the next step – but you can’t find the words. Instead, express yourself in song. (P.S. If someone lets you see them naked on a regular basis, they probably like you back. Just tell them how you feel.)



    5. For true love: “Open” by Rhye

    You’re in love and you both know it. Congratulations! You’ve won at romance, college and being mature enough to express your feelings. Everyone is ecstatic for you. Just please don’t brag about how great the cuddling is.



    6. For mistakes: “Laid” by Matt Nathanson

    You felt like you had a connection, but they just asked you if you ever wanted to be a young parent. You need them to leave. Now.

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