While you’ve been busy mastering Dolphin Cup (yeah, don’t lie to us — we see right through you) the celebs have been busy (getting busy and otherwise). Here’s a summarized rundown for you.
Dina Lohan stars in her own television show! Possibly titled Living Lohan, the reality show from hell will follow Lohan and her vivacious daughter Ali as she attempts to jump-start her singing and acting career — even going so far as to record songs at Las Vegas’s Palms Casino on the show. Shooting is already in session, and the show will premiere this summer. Time to start planning your summer trip to Arkansas, or the backwoods of Minnesota, or anywhere else that doesn’t get cable.
K-Fed got chubbs! Just like another celebrity that gained a little weight lately, K-Fed has been packing on the pounds. Recent pictures on the golf range show the former husband of Ms. Britney Spears with a generous beer belly (and an awkwardly balding hairline). K-Fed’s baby fat is “daddy weight,” says Shar Jackson, his ex. Raising babies may be tough, but I don’t see any evidence that Jayden James and Sean Preston came out of your vagina, Mr. Federline.
Heidi Montag’s Brother Loses Life Tragedy struck the family of The Hills star Heidi Montag. Older brother Eric O’Hara died after slipping off a sloped roof in Steamboat Springs (Coincidentally, the location of this year’s NU ski trip). Perhaps an appropriate way to show your support for the family is purchasing Heidi and her boyfriend Spencer’s upcoming video game. Or maybe not.