In case you missed it, the hottest new Hollywood couple isn’t Paris and Benji, nor is it Angelina and her latest broodling. It’s Jimmy and Ben. That’s right, folks. Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck, and he wants the world to know it.
On Kimmel’s show following the Oscars Sunday night, he premiered a “We Are The World”-style video detailing his scandalous relationship with the (allegedly talented) actor. The video features cameos by Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Robin Williams, Josh Groban and about 13 other people the bad quality of my computer screen didn’t allow me to recognize.
Kimmel’s venture into the short video world comes as a response to a video clip made by his girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, in which she confesses that she’s, well, fucking Matt Damon. Her video was broadcast on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Jan. 31, and has been viewed more than eight million times on YouTube since. While Kimmel’s video had only about two million views as of Tuesday afternoon, it’s been catching up fast.
So don’t feel too bad about the dating scene at NU, kids. At least your girlfriend isn’t announcing to the world via YouTube that she’s cheating on you… with Matt Damon.