Hannah Montana in danger! Plus a Heath update
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    Disney powerhouse Miley Cyrus annoys everyone, but one twisted kiddo decided it would be best to exercise his frustration by hijacking a plane and flying it into a Hannah Montana concert, CNN reports.

    The 16-year-old boy — who remains unnamed because he is a minor — planned to hijack a Southwest Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Nashville and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert in Lafayette, Louisiana, scheduled for tonight. Instead, authorities arrested him on Tuesday.

    Seriously, there has got to be a better way to take out your anger.

    Southwest says the flight was never in danger (despite the duct tape and handcuffs he brought to overpower the flight crew), but personally I think this is a good excuse to take underage pop star Miley Cyrus off the road — clearly her concerts are a danger to both public safety and eardrums.

    Providing no solace to depressed females worldwide, autopsy results for Heath Ledger were inconclusive, CNN reports. A viewing was held earlier today for family members and friends. Funeral information is not available to the public.

    The most recent update: Ledger did not die in Mary-Kate Olsen’s apartment. After a masseuse found the body, she used his cell-phone to speed-dial Mary-Kate. Ledger and Olsen were dating, although not exclusively, for the three months leading up to his death. Ledger did not commit suicide; authorities currently consider his death an accident. No illegal drugs were found on a rolled-up $20 bill in his apartment.

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