4/20 is my day. Last year, I spent 4/20 finessing free blunts from one of campus' biggest drug dealers and smoking out of a gas mask ( I got a text from him at 8:00 am to wish me a happy holidays). This year, I began the holidays with a feast at Burger King, but ultimately, I knew I wanted to spend 4/20 with a meaty, Bat 17 burger in front of me and a showing of A Quiet Place. So, after falling asleep in the car after some joint action and confusing a mailbox for a goat, my boyfriend and I hit the movies. Do you know what would improve my night at the theatre? Eating an edible made of coconut oil and 44 mg of the finest Jazz Cabbage and fawning over John Krasinski in all of his bearded glory.
The deaf daughter is definitely going to be the smartest in the movie. She's already saving everyone's ass.
Nevermind.
WHAT THE FUCK THAT GOPHER WAS JUST YEETED OUT OF THIN AIR
John Krasinski is now scientist daddy
Yas emily blunt honey give me more graceful maternity sundress in a post apocalyptic world you better work
Why does this mother father duo have PERFECT NOSES
Why are there always creepy slow swing sets in scary movies
Looks like we're in narnia now boys
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? LEAVING THE FUCKING NAIL!!!
I will never look at string lights the same
THEY CAN SWIM?????????? I WONDER IFF THEY KNOW THE DUDE FROM SHAPE OF WATER
I wish John Krasinski was my dad :////
Yes Emily Protect The Home!!!!!
HELL YEAH ASL AWARENESS
Alright those are all my thoughts. Time to go resist eating a tub of icing!