Been ignoring your friends’ tweets, status updates and “Support John” messages scrawled on dorm room white boards? Take a moment to acquaint yourself with Weinberg junior John Park. Watch this Purple Hazer (Purple Hazian?) magnetize Shania Twain’s restive sex drive. By 1:44, she goes full-giddy-schoolgirl. Hard to resist his granite man-jaw and vibrant baritone pipes.
Good news is he’s going to Hollywood. Bad news is he’ll have to sleep each night afraid of falling into Twain’s cougarly grasp.
Good luck, John!